🏆 How Much of a Malaka Are You?

Question 1 Give them the money, no questions asked Give them €2.99 and say that's all you have Pretend you can`t hear them Start a PowerPoint presentation about financial responsibility

Question 2 Take reasonable portions of things you'll actually eat Build a food pyramid to honor your ancestors Fill your pockets "for later" Challenge the shrimp to single combat

Question 3 Politely point out there's a queue Passive-aggressively sigh very loudly Start narrating their actions like a nature documentary Begin an impromptu flash mob to confuse them

Question 4 Trust the GPS, it knows traffic patterns Take your shortcut like a reasonable rebel Turn right out of spite Argue with the GPS voice for 10 minutes about who knows better

Question 5 Sing one song reasonably well and sit down Dedicate every song to your ex who isn't even there Perform the entire soundtrack of a musical... alone Grab two mics and duet with yourself

Question 6 Follow the instructions carefully Ignore instructions, you're an engineer in your mind Use extra screws from previous furniture "just in case" Build something completely different and call it "artistic interpretation"

Question 7 Calmly ask what about Immediately list everything you've done wrong this month Fake a phone call from NASA saying they need you urgently Start speaking only in movie quotes

Question 8 "Yes, thank you, it's delicious" Give a 10-minute detailed review "I've had better" while licking the plate clean "Define 'okay' in philosophical terms"

Question 9 Avoid the area Touch it very lightly to check Touch it and blame someone else Add your handprint and sign it like art

Question 10 "Thank you so much!" "This old thing? I just threw it on" Give them the entire history of each garment "Thanks, I'm actually three kids in a trenchcoat"

Question 11 Take your time and do it properly Give up after two attempts and find another spot Make everyone watch your 47-point turn Park perpendicular and call it "innovative"

Question 12 Share it normally Make them guess one letter at a time Say it's "password123" and watch them struggle Create a treasure hunt with cryptic clues leading to the password